Day 1

I went to Weight Watchers, signed up, weighed in, stayed about 5 minutes for meeting and left. There were ladies there I knew from church and I had no make-up on and was in my sweats. Snuck out the back and went home and dropped my books on my kitchen table. I ate a banana and skim milk. In the 5 minutes I was at the meeting, I heard the leader say “Is losing weight FAST what it’s all about?” the other ladies all chanted “NO!” and I thought “What’s wrong with these crazy fat chicks.” Of course it’s about losing weight fast. I want to wake up tomorrow and fit into my skinny jeans. You mean that’s not possible? What am I doing here? I may have just blown 14 bucks.

Went to see a movie with my friend David, and then to lunch. At lunch I got a turkey burger on a wheat bun and iced tea. Good. I got the burger with cheddar cheese, Thousand Island dressing and mushrooms grilled in butter. Bad. And I ate two of his jalapeno poppers. Worse. So, 1 meal on the right track, 1 meal on the train back to LardAssVille.

I won’t even talk about dinner. It involved Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat which is probably on the bad list. I am spotting myself today; I haven’t read the books yet.